Some Humor for POD Sellers

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 Stressed? Need a Laugh?

The Holidays are here! And I think we all need a laugh! Here are some things that most of us have experienced if you work with Zazzle or any other Print on Demand site. Hope this will give you a chuckles and relive some POD stress!

Funny Print-on-Demand “Facts”

  • Fact #1: 97% of POD designers have, at some point, spent two hours picking a font for a design that says one word.
    (The word was probably “Yay.” or "Thanks")

  • Fact #2: POD artists don’t “procrastinate.”
    They “creatively marinate ideas for six to eight business days.” 

  • Fact #3: Print-on-demand sellers can identify font names faster than they can recall their relatives’ birthdays.

  • Fact #4: All designers eventually discover a forgotten product they made at 3 a.m.
    It’s either surprisingly brilliant… or a crime against clipart.

  • Fact #5: The Zazzle template tool has a secret superpower:
    It waits until you’re confident, then shifts everything by 0.02 inches.

  • Fact #6: POD sellers don’t need horror movies.
    We have the “You made 0 sales today” email.

  • Fact #7: Every designer has a “lucky niche,” a “dead niche,” and a “why did I ever make this?” niche.

  • Fact #8: Every print-on-demand shop has at least one runaway best seller that makes zero sense.
    (Why did I made the font so big and is that a cat?)

  • Fact #9: You know you’re a POD seller when the phrase “Holiday sales are coming” is both exciting… and terrifying.

  • Fact #10: POD is like playing Black Jack. You follow the "unspoken rules" and you still sometimes lose, but you go off on your own and go rogue and voila! Jack Pot! There is no magical way to win. Follow your own gut!

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